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Monthly Archives: August 2016

Popularity Of Dentists Increase As Donald Trump Becomes More Popular To Hate

Look how cool that dentist is, with all those comic book characters on her and shades for the kid? So cool. COOL.
In a nationwide survey of Americans, we gave a list of different people, professions and celebrities...
Election

Climate Change Debunked By Republican Senator: “I Don’t Feel That Hot”

This is the Earth. This is the Earth on drugs. Any questions?
While NASA believes that we may be experiencing the hottest year in recorded history, as their...
Religion, Science

NFL Rejects Proposal For “Georgia Crackers” Team As “Racially Insensitive”

This Georgia Crackers helmet will never hit the field, but man, we absolutely love it’s authenticity!
While Native Americans petition the NFL to change the name and imagery of the Washington Redskins,...
Civil Rights, Sports

France Bans Burkinis In Case Terrorists Decide To Go On Holiday

A group of women enjoy their time on a boat… even the Muslim woman is having fun. Isn’t that wild?
In a move that most people don’t even know how to respond to, five towns in...
Civil Rights, Religion, Scandals, World News

National Food Poisoning Epidemic Turns Out To Be Distaste Over Current Political Climate

If you think you feel sick now, wait till the debates start.
The CDC has released some information that many will find troubling and potentially disheartening. As many...
Election, Science

Major Terrorist Organizations To Use Sarcasm As Main Weapon If Trump Becomes President

It used to be that it was easy to tell who a terrorist was, but then they stopped wearing ski masks.
During a town hall meeting between the majority of the major terrorist organizations in the world,...
Election, Religion, World News

God Declares Self As Swing Voter: “I Have Not Chosen Either Of Them, No Matter What They Say!”

Apparently God is just some old dude with big, white balls.
On the campaign trail, before any voting is done, many presidential candidates will, at some point,...
Election, Religion

Mike Pence So Unloved And Unimportant That Royalty Free Photos Of Him Do Not Exist

Oh my goodness, look how cute those kittens are! Screw you, Mike Pence!
Sometimes you start your way towards one story and stumble upon something else. This is the...
Election, Science

Armed Voters To Be Allowed At All Polling Locations This Fall

Bring your sexy ass there to vote.
In a stunning decision, the US Government has decided to allowed armed voters at all polling...
Civil Rights, Election

Hillary Clinton Releases Tax Returns, Reveals Ties To Potential Hate Groups and Terrorist Organizations

Hillary Clinton
To the surprise of many, mostly those who haven’t paying attention the last 39 years, Hillary...
Election, Scandals
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