Monthly Archive: August 2016
Popularity Of Dentists Increase As Donald Trump Becomes More Popular To Hate
In a nationwide survey of Americans, we gave a list of different people, professions and celebrities to choose who you hated the most. You answered and the response was...
Climate Change Debunked By Republican Senator: “I Don’t Feel That Hot”
While NASA believes that we may be experiencing the hottest year in recorded history, as their midyear climate analysis shows, Republican Senator Jim Inhofe has said that he can...
NFL Rejects Proposal For “Georgia Crackers” Team As “Racially Insensitive”
While Native Americans petition the NFL to change the name and imagery of the Washington Redskins, a new team was rejected by the NFL for Georgia. Hailing from Stone...
France Bans Burkinis In Case Terrorists Decide To Go On Holiday
In a move that most people don’t even know how to respond to, five towns in France have banned the “burkini” which is a full-body bathing suit worn by...
National Food Poisoning Epidemic Turns Out To Be Distaste Over Current Political Climate
The CDC has released some information that many will find troubling and potentially disheartening. As many strains of sickness have seemed to affect millions, from coast to coast, the...
Major Terrorist Organizations To Use Sarcasm As Main Weapon If Trump Becomes President
During a town hall meeting between the majority of the major terrorist organizations in the world, quite a few line items were discussed, last night. One of the biggest...
God Declares Self As Swing Voter: “I Have Not Chosen Either Of Them, No Matter What They Say!”
On the campaign trail, before any voting is done, many presidential candidates will, at some point, claim that they are God’s choice as the next President of the United...
Mike Pence So Unloved And Unimportant That Royalty Free Photos Of Him Do Not Exist
Sometimes you start your way towards one story and stumble upon something else. This is the earmark of good, old fashioned American journalism. The best and most hard nosed...
Armed Voters To Be Allowed At All Polling Locations This Fall
In a stunning decision, the US Government has decided to allowed armed voters at all polling locations in the forthcoming general election. This surprising announcement has made a shock...
Hillary Clinton Releases Tax Returns, Reveals Ties To Potential Hate Groups and Terrorist Organizations
To the surprise of many, mostly those who haven’t paying attention the last 39 years, Hillary Clinton has released her tax returns with some surprising information intact. While one...