Domino’s Perfects Attack Drones To Kill You, Still Sucks At Making Pizza
Domino’s revealed their plan for world domination today, with a drone program that will most likely...
Author: Rene Rosa
American Hackers Upset Over Record High Outsourcing Of Hacktivism
While the altruistic deeds of groups like Anonymouse, WikiLeaks and Lizard Squad still leave a lot...
Mike Pence’s Only Major Headlines Are About His Haircut, Including This One
After our exposé on how we found out that Mike Pence Is So Unloved And Unimportant That...
Judge Reed O’Connor Begs For A Transgender Urine And Feces Bath
In a ruling that has shocked absolutely no one, Judge Reed O’Connor has implemented a temporary...
Anonymouse Attacks Federal Reserve Where It Doesn’t Really Hurt
Stay-at-home keyboard warriors, Anonymouse, declared war on the Federal Reserve today. While many folks expected to...
Popularity Of Dentists Increase As Donald Trump Becomes More Popular To Hate
In a nationwide survey of Americans, we gave a list of different people, professions and celebrities...
Climate Change Debunked By Republican Senator: “I Don’t Feel That Hot”
While NASA believes that we may be experiencing the hottest year in recorded history, as their...
NFL Rejects Proposal For “Georgia Crackers” Team As “Racially Insensitive”
While Native Americans petition the NFL to change the name and imagery of the Washington Redskins,...
France Bans Burkinis In Case Terrorists Decide To Go On Holiday
In a move that most people don’t even know how to respond to, five towns in...
National Food Poisoning Epidemic Turns Out To Be Distaste Over Current Political Climate
The CDC has released some information that many will find troubling and potentially disheartening. As many...