Author: Rene Rosa
Prisoners Are On Strike, But You Don’t Care Because They’re Prisoners
In a surprising effort that shows that somehow prisoners have better communication with each other in different states than you did in your last, failed relationship, some 25,000 prisoners...
Clinton Vs. Trump Compared To Crab Vs. Shoe & Other Dumb Battles
There have been many classic debates and battles over the course of human history. The first televised presidential debate, between John F. Kennedy and Richard Nixon in 1960, is still...
Facebook Attempts To Increase Self-Esteem During The Most Hated USA Election
As the 2016 Presidential Election nears, emotions are on a proverbial roller coaster, tempers are flaring and self-hatred on a national scale has taken over. Everyone hates this election....
Minorities And Poor Excited To Vote For People That Don’t Represent Them
Is it possible to back the wrong horse? Are individuals not allowed to choose who they believe in? Should logic, self-preservation and commonality ever have anything to do with...
Stephen Hawking To Trump: “I’m Going To Kick Your F*cking Ass!”
Stephen Hawking is one of our last living geniuses. As far as science is concerned, we have many amazing, brilliant scientists alive at the moment, thankfully. Genius, however, is...
Politicians Vow To Increase Homelessness Thanks To Vagrant Vigilance
You ignore them when they ask you for spare change. You walk right past them when they are on the floor, handmade sign in-hand, holding out their plastic Subway...
Investigations Into Scott Walker’s “Dark Money” Show Racial Bias In Terminology
Not everyone has heard of Scott Walker and his campaign scheme, so let’s break it down really quickly for you. Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker’s 2012 recall election campaign was...
Dumpster Blown Up After Being Mistaken For Donald Trump
The Chelsea area of New York city was rocked by a large explosion last night, injuring nearly 30 people and putting thousands in a rush to find a safe...
Researchers Question Trump’s Support of Professional Women, Besides Prostitutes
In a conversation with Cosmopolitan, Ivanka Trump stated, “My father obviously has a track record of decades of employing women at every level of his company, and supporting women,...
Sen. Ted Cruz Opposes ICANN In Order To Erase Zodiac Killer References
Senator Ted Cruz is doing something none of us expecting: he’s championing the ideas of a free and uncensored internet. He’s trying to keep the internet from falling under...