USA To North Korea: “Our D*ck Is Bigger!” After North Korea showed off that it has been conducting nuclear weapons tests, the united states...
Edible Arrangements To Offer Basket Of Deplorables This Thanksgiving Edible Arrangements, the company that has been making men and women the envy of their entire...
Mike Pence To Say More Shocking Things Just To Get Noticed We’ve already told you that no one really knows who Mike Pence is and that his haircut gets...
Hillary Clinton Hit With Zombie Plague But Is “Feeling Better” As the DNC scrambles to figure out what to do in this very terse situation, camp...
Nation Remembers 15 Years Of Hating The Wrong People Fifteen years ago, one of the most heinous, reviled and unforgettable acts of atrocity took place...
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Record USA Flooding Tied To White Male Tears While September may officially be National Preparedness Month for floods in the USA, the National Weather...
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The Hoof And Trunk Post Is Back! Thanks for sticking through with us, faithful readers. I had to fight off unwanted, internet miscreants,...
WE ARE ANONYMOUSE! Adam Taint thought he could mock us, but he could not. He thought he could belittle...