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Author: Rene Rosa

USA To North Korea: “Our D*ck Is Bigger!”

Well, it couldn't get more clear than this. It's become a d*ck waving contest.
After North Korea showed off that it has been conducting nuclear weapons tests, the united states...
Scandals, World News

Edible Arrangements To Offer Basket Of Deplorables This Thanksgiving

Well, will you look at that spread! I bet you'd never say those words at a Trump rally!
Edible Arrangements, the company that has been making men and women the envy of their entire...
Civil Rights, Election

Mike Pence To Say More Shocking Things Just To Get Noticed

Contrary to popular belief, the White House was not destroyed by alien invaders.
We’ve already told you that no one really knows who Mike Pence is and that his haircut gets...
Election, Scandals

Hillary Clinton Hit With Zombie Plague But Is “Feeling Better”

Does she want your spare change or to bite off your shins? It's hard to tell these days.
As the DNC scrambles to figure out what to do in this very terse situation, camp...
Election, Scandals, Science

Nation Remembers 15 Years Of Hating The Wrong People

This tiny American flag is all that is left of the instant patriotism that was gained 15 years ago.
Fifteen years ago, one of the most heinous, reviled and unforgettable acts of atrocity took place...
Civil Rights, Religion, World News

iPhone 7 Specs Cause Largest Strike In World History

The world's most talked about masturbatory aid.
The largest strike in the history of our human lives has taken place this week in...
Civil Rights, Religion, Science, World News

Record USA Flooding Tied To White Male Tears

That's right, white boy. Go cry in the rain so no one can tell you're being a little bitch.
While September may officially be National Preparedness Month for floods in the USA, the National Weather...
Civil Rights, Election, Science, Sports

Latest Polls Show That Pandering Will Lose This Election For Everyone

The way to a voter's heart is by taking a picture of you eating something that is stereotypically tied to your racial demographic.
First it was Hillary Clinton saying that she carries hot sauce with her everywhere she goes. Then...
Civil Rights, Election

The Hoof And Trunk Post Is Back!

We are Anonymouse. We are adorable. We do not leave our house. We are coming for the big cheese. Expect mice.
Thanks for sticking through with us, faithful readers. I had to fight off unwanted, internet miscreants,...
Civil Rights, Election, Religion, Scandals, Science, Sports, World News

WE ARE ANONYMOUSE!

We are Anonymouse. We are adorable. We do not leave our house. We are coming for the big cheese. Expect mice.
Adam Taint thought he could mock us, but he could not. He thought he could belittle...
Civil Rights, Election, Religion, Scandals, Science, Sports, World News
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