Author: Rene Rosa
Walmart And McDonald’s Are Set To Own Your Highways In A Trump America
Do you think you might have enough couch change to compete with some big heavy hitters to own or sponsor a private road system in the United States? Maybe...
Americans Terrified By Sample Ballot Showing More Than 4 Candidates For President
Darrell Castle vs. Monica Moorehead? How about Rocky Roque De La Fuente vs. Alyson Kennedy? Does Gloria La Riva ring a bell for you? No? Well, don’t you fret,...
House Republicans Afraid They Might Have To Start Working Again In 2017
The House Freedom Caucus are a bit afraid of any and all possible regime changes as we head towards next week’s election. As 34 Senate seats and all 435 House...
Donald Trump And Hillary Clinton Have A Problem Remembering Their Friends
When you first walk into a room at a party, there is a certain amount of acknowledgment you expect to get from your friends and family that already in...
A Week Before The Election, Nation Shares In Collective Shrug And Says “F*ck it!”
It’s not quite time to sigh, just yet. We’re but a mere week away from casting our votes into oblivion, as we allow the electoral college to make our...
The Demented Orange Beast: A Halloween Poem
The real-life terror that is this year’s Halloween story, is not for the faint of heart. The toughest part about something like this is describing him in rhyme, when...
Hillary Clinton Issues Colbert Style Green Screen Challenge
Like Stephen Colbert before her, Hillary Clinton has called upon the internet to have fun with her campaign footage and just have wacky, zany fun with computer assisted imagery!...
Frankenstein Party Vows To Put Together Presidential Candidate By 2020
Inspired by the classic Mary Shelley novel, a new political party has formed, eyeing 2020 as the year it finally gets to unleash itself upon the unsuspecting world. The...
Walk of Fame Replaces Donald Trump’s Tribute With Brown Star
After vandals have desecrated the Donald Trump star at the Hollywood Walk of Fame, those that run the much celebrated cultural icon were stuck trying to figure out what...