Author: Rene Rosa
Government Asks George R.R. Martin To Rewrite Election So That Everyone Dies
Just about everyone is tired, fed-up and done with this entire election cycle. It’s been called a joke, appalling, deplorable, embarrassing and a farce. Most people aren’t happy with...
Saturday Funnies: Life’s A Ball!
Because if there is anything we should never take serious, it’s allegations of sexual assault from rich people!
Final Presidential Debate Moved To High Desert State Prison
In a shocking move, the powers that be have decided to move the final Presidential Debate of 2016 to the High Desert State Prison grounds. Formerly to be held...
Media To Continue Releasing Maps Of Ridiculous Voter Scenarios
If you’ve been paying attention to the last few days worth of news, you’ll notice that many political outlets have been release hypothetical voting maps based on a varying...
WikiLeaks Exposes Clinton’s Hottest Lie
Amidst all this election hullabaloo has been on scandal, leak, accusation and revelation after another. From murder conspiracies to sexual assault, this election has run the gamut on unsavory...
This Article Is Not About Donald Trump
Ah, yes, the circus that is the Presidential Election of 2016. I’ve got some good news for you: we’re not really going to talk much about that today. Today...
Rats Fleeing Sinking Ship Offended By Comparison To GOP
It really does take a lot to offend the sensibilities of a rat, but it has happened, and this time you can blame the media. Yes, the conspiracy theorists...
Saturday Funnies! – Grabbing Hands Grab All They Can
Well, we didn’t see that coming! Donald Trump a misogynist? Playing up the idea of unwanted sexual advances being hushed out by money and fame? These are things we’ve...
USA And Russia Prepare For Cold War 2: Electric Booglaoo
They say a sequel can never be as good as the original, but there have been a few exceptions like Terminator 2, Aliens and of course World War 2....
Racism Dubbed “The New Black” But Doesn’t Like Being Called Black
Elle Magazine has debuted is fashion forward picks for the fall and winter and beyond what is en vogue for those with different body types, they let us know...