Man Mistakenly Walks Into VP Debate Instead of Fart Contest, Doesn’t Notice For 30 Minutes
Farmville, VA local, Edward Bernstain, somehow managed to spend a half hour at the vice-presidential debate...
Author: Rene Rosa
WikiLeaks Clinton Docs Less Likely To Release By November Than “Half-Life 3”
There are a few different ways to disappoint the internet. One of them is not having...
Binary Voting System Abolished As The Main 2 Parties Split Into 64,568
With this upcoming Presidential election, people are feeling pretty upset about their limited choices for presidential...
U.S. Drone Strike Kills Afghan Civilians, But It’s Okay Because They’re Brown
The U.N. Assistance Mission in Afghanistan (UNAMA) has reported that the USA has killed 15 people...
Saturday Funnies! – What’s Aleppo?
Welcome to our new series of Saturday Funnies! It’s our own brand of new, light-hearted, rib-tickling...
Putin Resurrects KGB To Bring Home Yakov Smirnoff
We thought we heard the last of Russia’s most feared and dangerous asset, but we were...
Libertarians Are Forgetting Who Gary Johnson Is
As it holds true for their leadership, it is not surprising to find out that Libertarians,...
Donald Trump To Be Most Expensive Jobber In WWE History
While Donald Trump has neglected to release his tax returns, our investigative unit has been leaving...
The First 2016 Presidential Debate Was Terrifying
If there is anything that has become more clear with the first presidential debate of 2016,...
Celebrities Comment On First Debate But We Ignore It
As both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump rear up to take charge and move head on...