WikiLeaks Clinton Docs Less Likely To Release By November Than “Half-Life 3”
There are a few different ways to disappoint the internet. One of them is not having...
Category: Science
U.S. Drone Strike Kills Afghan Civilians, But It’s Okay Because They’re Brown
The U.N. Assistance Mission in Afghanistan (UNAMA) has reported that the USA has killed 15 people...
Facebook Attempts To Increase Self-Esteem During The Most Hated USA Election
As the 2016 Presidential Election nears, emotions are on a proverbial roller coaster, tempers are flaring...
Stephen Hawking To Trump: “I’m Going To Kick Your F*cking Ass!”
Stephen Hawking is one of our last living geniuses. As far as science is concerned, we...
Sen. Ted Cruz Opposes ICANN In Order To Erase Zodiac Killer References
Senator Ted Cruz is doing something none of us expecting: he’s championing the ideas of a...
Hillary Clinton Hit With Zombie Plague But Is “Feeling Better”
As the DNC scrambles to figure out what to do in this very terse situation, camp...
iPhone 7 Specs Cause Largest Strike In World History
The largest strike in the history of our human lives has taken place this week in...
Record USA Flooding Tied To White Male Tears
While September may officially be National Preparedness Month for floods in the USA, the National Weather...
The Hoof And Trunk Post Is Back!
Thanks for sticking through with us, faithful readers. I had to fight off unwanted, internet miscreants,...
WE ARE ANONYMOUSE!
Adam Taint thought he could mock us, but he could not. He thought he could belittle...