Posts Tagged: gop
217 Republican Names Have Been Added To Black Market Organ Harvesting List
In a stunning victory for black market organ dealers and 3rd world unlicensed surgeons, 217 American House Republicans unknowingly signed up to have their kidneys, livers and other internal...
Republicans Motion To Ban Signs Claiming They Are Not Covered By 2nd Amendment
After a man made an obvious threat against Donald Trump’s life, Republicans are trying to fast track a motion that bans signs, banners and anything else that people might...
House Republicans Afraid They Might Have To Start Working Again In 2017
The House Freedom Caucus are a bit afraid of any and all possible regime changes as we head towards next week’s election. As 34 Senate seats and all 435 House...
Donald Trump And Hillary Clinton Have A Problem Remembering Their Friends
When you first walk into a room at a party, there is a certain amount of acknowledgment you expect to get from your friends and family that already in...
Walk of Fame Replaces Donald Trump’s Tribute With Brown Star
After vandals have desecrated the Donald Trump star at the Hollywood Walk of Fame, those that run the much celebrated cultural icon were stuck trying to figure out what...
Only Six Newspapers Endorsed Trump But His Supporters Didn’t Notice Because They Don’t Read
A shocking revelation has come about during this election cycle, as only six of the nation’s newspapers have endorsed Donald Trump, or at least are willing to admit it....
Republican Party Feared Dead At 162 Years Old
At the ripe, old age of 162 years, it is feared that the Republican Party has passed away in it’s sleep. After a post-depression identity crisis, the Republican Party...
Saturday Funnies: Life’s A Ball!
Because if there is anything we should never take serious, it’s allegations of sexual assault from rich people!
Rats Fleeing Sinking Ship Offended By Comparison To GOP
It really does take a lot to offend the sensibilities of a rat, but it has happened, and this time you can blame the media. Yes, the conspiracy theorists...
Stephen Hawking To Trump: “I’m Going To Kick Your F*cking Ass!”
Stephen Hawking is one of our last living geniuses. As far as science is concerned, we have many amazing, brilliant scientists alive at the moment, thankfully. Genius, however, is...