Posts Tagged: republicans
Stephen Hawking To Trump: “I’m Going To Kick Your F*cking Ass!”
Stephen Hawking is one of our last living geniuses. As far as science is concerned, we have many amazing, brilliant scientists alive at the moment, thankfully. Genius, however, is...
Dumpster Blown Up After Being Mistaken For Donald Trump
The Chelsea area of New York city was rocked by a large explosion last night, injuring nearly 30 people and putting thousands in a rush to find a safe...
Researchers Question Trump’s Support of Professional Women, Besides Prostitutes
In a conversation with Cosmopolitan, Ivanka Trump stated, “My father obviously has a track record of decades of employing women at every level of his company, and supporting women,...
Sen. Ted Cruz Opposes ICANN In Order To Erase Zodiac Killer References
Senator Ted Cruz is doing something none of us expecting: he’s championing the ideas of a free and uncensored internet. He’s trying to keep the internet from falling under...
Mike Pence To Say More Shocking Things Just To Get Noticed
We’ve already told you that no one really knows who Mike Pence is and that his haircut gets more press than he does, and now it seems as though he has...
God Declares Self As Swing Voter: “I Have Not Chosen Either Of Them, No Matter What They Say!”
On the campaign trail, before any voting is done, many presidential candidates will, at some point, claim that they are God’s choice as the next President of the United...
Mike Pence So Unloved And Unimportant That Royalty Free Photos Of Him Do Not Exist
Sometimes you start your way towards one story and stumble upon something else. This is the earmark of good, old fashioned American journalism. The best and most hard nosed...
Unknown, Former CIA Operative Gaining In GOP Backing Against Trump
A completely unknown, unnamed Republican, only known as a former CIA operative is currently gaining followers in the GOP as they are backing away from Donald Trump. “We have...
Former Reagan Director: “I’m Voting For Clinton!”
Former political director, Frank Lavin, may not know exactly who is running for president right now, but he knows that he is not voting for Donald Trump. For the...