Supreme Court Status Lowered To Inferior Court In the light of the fact that the Supreme Court is allowing President Donald Trump’s latest...
Trump and Kim Jong-un To Battle To The Death In Micro-Penis Sword-fight While the rest of the United States was shocked and mortified over the sudden realization that...
217 Republican Names Have Been Added To Black Market Organ Harvesting List In a stunning victory for black market organ dealers and 3rd world unlicensed surgeons, 217 American...
US Senate Votes In Brick Of Cheese As Education Secretary After weeks of intense debate, speculation, anger, frustration and confusion, the United States Senate has finally...
Silent Majority Asked To Go Back To Being Silent After Having Nothing Good To Say As political pundits have been weighing in on the who’s, what’s, how’s and why’s when it...
Americans Running Out Of Supervillain Group Names For Trump Cabinet The Legion of Doom. The Injustice League. The Serpent Society. You’ve read all of these names...
Thousands Of Americans Denied “I Voted” Stickers, Invalidating Their Votes Americans all over the country took to social media to show off their “I Voted” stickers...
Republicans Motion To Ban Signs Claiming They Are Not Covered By 2nd Amendment After a man made an obvious threat against Donald Trump’s life, Republicans are trying to fast...
House Republicans Afraid They Might Have To Start Working Again In 2017 The House Freedom Caucus are a bit afraid of any and all possible regime changes as...
Donald Trump And Hillary Clinton Have A Problem Remembering Their Friends When you first walk into a room at a party, there is a certain amount of...