Posts Tagged: republicans
Supreme Court Status Lowered To Inferior Court
In the light of the fact that the Supreme Court is allowing President Donald Trump’s latest travel ban on six Muslim-majority nations to go into effect, the grading of...
Trump and Kim Jong-un To Battle To The Death In Micro-Penis Sword-fight
While the rest of the United States was shocked and mortified over the sudden realization that World War 2 never quite ended, the head Nazi-In-Chief set his sights on...
217 Republican Names Have Been Added To Black Market Organ Harvesting List
In a stunning victory for black market organ dealers and 3rd world unlicensed surgeons, 217 American House Republicans unknowingly signed up to have their kidneys, livers and other internal...
US Senate Votes In Brick Of Cheese As Education Secretary
After weeks of intense debate, speculation, anger, frustration and confusion, the United States Senate has finally voted on the acceptance of a thoughtless, cold, uncaring brick of cheese as...
Silent Majority Asked To Go Back To Being Silent After Having Nothing Good To Say
As political pundits have been weighing in on the who’s, what’s, how’s and why’s when it comes to the election of Donald Trump as our next President, many people...
Americans Running Out Of Supervillain Group Names For Trump Cabinet
The Legion of Doom. The Injustice League. The Serpent Society. You’ve read all of these names before in your childhood and forgot about many of them, until now. For...
Thousands Of Americans Denied “I Voted” Stickers, Invalidating Their Votes
Americans all over the country took to social media to show off their “I Voted” stickers today, but for some people, the acknowledgement sadly was not there. From state...
Republicans Motion To Ban Signs Claiming They Are Not Covered By 2nd Amendment
After a man made an obvious threat against Donald Trump’s life, Republicans are trying to fast track a motion that bans signs, banners and anything else that people might...
House Republicans Afraid They Might Have To Start Working Again In 2017
The House Freedom Caucus are a bit afraid of any and all possible regime changes as we head towards next week’s election. As 34 Senate seats and all 435 House...
Donald Trump And Hillary Clinton Have A Problem Remembering Their Friends
When you first walk into a room at a party, there is a certain amount of acknowledgment you expect to get from your friends and family that already in...