The Demented Orange Beast: A Halloween Poem
The real-life terror that is this year’s Halloween story, is not for the faint of heart....
Tag: republicans
Only Six Newspapers Endorsed Trump But His Supporters Didn’t Notice Because They Don’t Read
A shocking revelation has come about during this election cycle, as only six of the nation’s...
T-Shirt Designers Sad About Nearing End Of Ridiculous Election
“Basket of Deplorables” “Grab her by the pussy!” “She’s a nasty woman.” “We’re gonna build a...
Mike Pence Is A Replicant Android
Thanks to Mike Pence’s very robotic and emotionless response to a 12 year old girl asking...
Republican Party Feared Dead At 162 Years Old
At the ripe, old age of 162 years, it is feared that the Republican Party has...
Government Asks George R.R. Martin To Rewrite Election So That Everyone Dies
Just about everyone is tired, fed-up and done with this entire election cycle. It’s been called...
Saturday Funnies: Life’s A Ball!
Because if there is anything we should never take serious, it’s allegations of sexual assault from...
Final Presidential Debate Moved To High Desert State Prison
In a shocking move, the powers that be have decided to move the final Presidential Debate...
Rats Fleeing Sinking Ship Offended By Comparison To GOP
It really does take a lot to offend the sensibilities of a rat, but it has...
Minorities And Poor Excited To Vote For People That Don’t Represent Them
Is it possible to back the wrong horse? Are individuals not allowed to choose who they...