Posts Tagged: republicans
The Demented Orange Beast: A Halloween Poem

The real-life terror that is this year’s Halloween story, is not for the faint of heart. The toughest part about something like this is describing him in rhyme, when...
Only Six Newspapers Endorsed Trump But His Supporters Didn’t Notice Because They Don’t Read

A shocking revelation has come about during this election cycle, as only six of the nation’s newspapers have endorsed Donald Trump, or at least are willing to admit it....
T-Shirt Designers Sad About Nearing End Of Ridiculous Election

“Basket of Deplorables” “Grab her by the pussy!” “She’s a nasty woman.” “We’re gonna build a wall!” “What’s Aleppo?” This was best of times for T-shirt designers while it...
Mike Pence Is A Replicant Android

Thanks to Mike Pence’s very robotic and emotionless response to a 12 year old girl asking about Donald Trump’s horrible words about women’s looks, we can now come to...
Government Asks George R.R. Martin To Rewrite Election So That Everyone Dies

Just about everyone is tired, fed-up and done with this entire election cycle. It’s been called a joke, appalling, deplorable, embarrassing and a farce. Most people aren’t happy with...
Saturday Funnies: Life’s A Ball!

Because if there is anything we should never take serious, it’s allegations of sexual assault from rich people!
Final Presidential Debate Moved To High Desert State Prison

In a shocking move, the powers that be have decided to move the final Presidential Debate of 2016 to the High Desert State Prison grounds. Formerly to be held...
Rats Fleeing Sinking Ship Offended By Comparison To GOP

It really does take a lot to offend the sensibilities of a rat, but it has happened, and this time you can blame the media. Yes, the conspiracy theorists...
Minorities And Poor Excited To Vote For People That Don’t Represent Them

Is it possible to back the wrong horse? Are individuals not allowed to choose who they believe in? Should logic, self-preservation and commonality ever have anything to do with...