First Contact From TRAPPIST-1 Aliens Beg Us To Stay Away NASA announced yesterday that they have discovered a new solar system that has 7 planets, of...
Hedorah The Smog Monster Confirmed To Head EPA The Senate confirmed Hedorah, The Smog Monster on Friday to run the Environmental Protection Agency, putting a...
DAPL Police To Celebrate Thanksgiving By Slaughtering Native Americans And Stealing Their Land Get out your knives and forks, because it’s time to carve in! As tables are set...
France To Shut Down All Coal Power Plants By 2023 To Prove That Americans Are Bigger Assholes France made a grand announcement at UN’s annual climate change meeting this year, showing everyone else...
A Week Before The Election, Nation Shares In Collective Shrug And Says “F*ck it!” It’s not quite time to sigh, just yet. We’re but a mere week away from casting...
Saturday Funnies: A New Wife! Only Six Newspapers Endorsed Trump But His Supporters Didn’t Notice Because They Don’t Read A shocking revelation has come about during this election cycle, as only six of the nation’s... Your Preferred Candidate Is Leading In The Polls Of Your Favorite News Source The figures have just come in and depending on your political leaning, your candidate seems to... Americans Would Rather Vote For Negan Well, no one saw that coming. After a very tense night of wondering who was next,... DDOS Attack Temporarily Spares Millions From Political Arguments Anonymouse strikes again, as millions of websites, services and networks were taken offline on 10/21/2016. A...
Only Six Newspapers Endorsed Trump But His Supporters Didn’t Notice Because They Don’t Read A shocking revelation has come about during this election cycle, as only six of the nation’s...
Your Preferred Candidate Is Leading In The Polls Of Your Favorite News Source The figures have just come in and depending on your political leaning, your candidate seems to...
Americans Would Rather Vote For Negan Well, no one saw that coming. After a very tense night of wondering who was next,...
DDOS Attack Temporarily Spares Millions From Political Arguments Anonymouse strikes again, as millions of websites, services and networks were taken offline on 10/21/2016. A...