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Legendary Good Guy With A Gun Found Shot To Death We have some sad news to report, today, as the oft spoken of Good Guy With...
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Donald Trump Won’t Go To The White House Correspondents’ Dinner Because He’s A Punk-Ass Bitch One might remember that now-President Donald Trump was once verbally sterilized by Seth Meyers and President...