ISIS Claims Responsibility For Trump And Other Tragedies
The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) also known as the Islamic State of...
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Trump Sides With Billionaire Tony Stark In Civil War
After making some bumbling statements regarding the Civil War and Andrew Jackson, President Donald Trump has...
Complete Moron Impresses Millions By Reading Out Loud For An Hour
We are nothing, if not a nation of easily impressed people, but a new low was...
Donald Trump Won’t Go To The White House Correspondents’ Dinner Because He’s A Punk-Ass Bitch
One might remember that now-President Donald Trump was once verbally sterilized by Seth Meyers and President...
Hedorah The Smog Monster Confirmed To Head EPA
The Senate confirmed Hedorah, The Smog Monster on Friday to run the Environmental Protection Agency, putting a...
Donald Trump Prepares To Celebrate Presidents Day, Not Knowing It Isn’t For Him
While President Donald J. Trump tries to avoid the possibility of he and his cabinet being...
Kellyanne Conway Confirmed To Be From Alternate Universe Constantly Stuck In Opposite Day
Kellyanne Conway has said a lot of questionable things, including flat out lies and made up...
Silent Majority Asked To Go Back To Being Silent After Having Nothing Good To Say
As political pundits have been weighing in on the who’s, what’s, how’s and why’s when it...
Americans Running Out Of Supervillain Group Names For Trump Cabinet
The Legion of Doom. The Injustice League. The Serpent Society. You’ve read all of these names...
Donald Trump Backs Off Of Most Campaign Promises After Being Briefed On Existence Of Aliens
After meeting with Barack Obama, the joint chiefs of staff and the rest of the Washington...