WE ARE ANONYMOUSE!
Adam Taint thought he could mock us, but he could not. He thought he could belittle us, but he could not. We are Anonymouse and we now own The Hoof and Trunk Post. We have moved it to a new…
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KKK Refuses To Stop Wearing White After Labor Day
While The Ku Klux Klan has been behind the times in just about all manners of thinking, the white supremacists have stuck to their one fashion forward idea for the past hundred years or so: wearing white all year round.…
Green Party’s Jill Stein Flew To Mount Doom Instead Of Columbus
While everyone is talking about the possibility of Hillary Clinton having some form of dementia, somehow, the fact that the Green Party’s Jill Stein wound up in a completely different city than her campaign rally stop was located, has escaped…
Clinton Server Bombshell: More Porn Than E-Mail
The world has been waiting to see what the contents of Hillary Clinton’s deleted e-mails and data from her private server would yield and, finally, the FBI has delivered. Amidst all the political fluff, corporate lobbying and pictures of puppies…
Latinos For Trump Promises Taco Truck On Every Corner If Clinton Wins
Pro-tip: if you want to win an election, don’t make promises that favor your opposing candidate’s victory. Latinos For Trump co-founder, Marco Gutierrez went on record saying that Latinos and Hispanics have a dominating culture and that Trump is the…
Twitter Is More Racist Than Your Crazy, Drunk Uncle
Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Just don’t let them use Twitter, please. They might find the worst people, ever, to interact with. I’m not talking…
Hot Dog Sales Plummet As USA Tires Of NY Post Weiner Puns
As the level of respectful journalism continues it’s steady decline, while young, new faces like Tomi Lahren get paid to rant on her subhuman opinions, or old, trusted journalists like Brian Williams tell fairy tales, it seems that sometimes the…
The English-Only Movement Wants To Erase Latin From Our Money
Everyone has some. You walk around with it in your pockets, every day. They line your wallets, purses and the bikini bottoms of strippers all over the USA. They say it is the root of all evil, but is that…
Sports Are More Important Than Anything Else, Ever
In recent memory, there have been many atrocities committed by unsavory human beings on the soils of this great nation. Psychotic killers, shooting innocent civilians in Orlando, police brutalizing young men and women without real justification and people afraid to…
French Xenophobes Respond To Courts: “If Burkinis Are In, Beware Of T.I.Ts Out Situations”
Last week we told you about the situation when “France Banned Burkinis In Case Terrorists Decided To Go On Holiday.” Well, good news came Yesterday when the highest French court suspended the ban and said that the people who did…